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最近因為電視遙控器壞了                                                    
                                                                           
跑去買了一個兩百元萬用型的遙控器                                          
                                                                           
一開始還擔心自己的老古董電視已經找不到相合的型號                          
                                                                           
沒想到讓它自動搜尋                                                        
                                                                           
還真讓遙控器找到對的頻率
可以 
用了                                                                      
                                                                           
                                                                           
到了晚上熬夜看書                                                          
                                                                           
隔壁棟樓上的機車人又把電視開的很大聲 

碼的 一點也不為其他的樓友著想                                             
                                                                           
平常就算了
現在是期末考耶     
                                                                           
還開這麼大聲 真的是太機車了                                               
                                                                           
不好好教訓他                 
怎麼可以                                                                  
                                                                           
                                                                           
於是 我偷偷的把窗戶打開                                                   
                                                                           
把我新買的遙控器對準他的電視                                              
                                                                           
哈哈 剛好他的電視就對著窗戶                                               
                                                                           
所以收的到訊號                                                            
                                                                           
一設定好能遙控他的電視 
嘿嘿 ....                                                                      
                                                                           
                                                                           
我就遠遠的 把他的電視開到最大聲                                           
                                                                           
他調小 我又遠遠的偷調大                                                   
                                                                           
直到房東去敲他的房間罵他                                                  
                                                                           
幹 這才出了一口鳥氣                                                       
                                                                           
                                                                           
然後到了晚上   不管他看哪一台                                             
我都把他的電視頻道 遙控到雪花 
台                                                                        
                                                                           
他好像嚇到了 把電視關掉                                                   
我又打開 他又關掉             
                                                                            
                                                                           
一直這樣                                                                  
                                                                           
每次打開電視 都是疵沙聲       
                                                                           
越來越大 ... 越來越大          
                                                                            
                                                                           
然後聽到他說 幹這殺小         
                                                                           
就 衝出去了                   
笑死我                       
                                                  
                                                                           
後來房東好像有和他一起回房間                                              
                                                                           
為什麼我知道呢 ?                                                          
                                                                           
因為我聽到房東                
堅稱他的房間沒有發生過命案
沒有阿飄 啦 ...